Or Yahoo-er. Or Binger. Or Asker.
Hold it! Binger??!! Now that sounds dreadful. What I mean is Bing-er, OK?
Look, I’m just trying to say that I’ll be your Web researcher.
“Bah hum bug. I can do it myself.”
Of course you can! What of it?
You could milk your own cow…but you pay someone else to do it.
Because you have Other Things.
Besides, when you do your own Web searching, you get so distracted by other stuff and end up wasting your life.
Look. Let me be blunt:
to hunt and organize links and/or information for you,
why would you do it yourself?
I suppose one answer is that your own time is worth less than $10 an hour to you.
Great. My own time is worth more than $10 an hour to me.
But I’m willing to be your Web researcher for $10 an hour because…well…
Seriously.
So…what can I do for you?
$16.00