{"id":2206,"date":"2011-08-17T17:50:19","date_gmt":"2011-08-18T00:50:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?page_id=2206"},"modified":"2013-08-27T10:19:23","modified_gmt":"2013-08-27T17:19:23","slug":"mark-roth-googler","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/mark-roth-googler\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Roth, Googler"},"content":{"rendered":"

Or Yahoo-er. Or Binger. Or Asker.<\/p>\n

Hold it!<\/i> Binger??!! Now that sounds dreadful. What I mean is Bing-er<\/b>, OK?<\/p>\n

Look, I’m just trying to say that I’ll be your Web researcher<\/b>.<\/p>\n

“Bah hum bug. I can do it myself.”<\/i><\/p>\n

Of course you can! What of it?<\/p>\n

You could milk your own cow…but you pay someone else to do it.<\/p>\n

Because you have Other Things<\/b>.<\/p>\n

Besides, when you do your own Web searching, you get so distracted by other stuff and end up wasting your life.<\/p>\n

Look. Let me be blunt:<\/p>\n

When you can pay me $10 an hour<\/span>
\nto hunt and organize links and\/or information for you,
\nwhy would you do it yourself?<\/b><\/div>\n

I suppose one answer is that your own time is worth less<\/b> than $10 an hour to you.<\/p>\n

Great. My own time is worth more than $10 an hour to me.<\/p>\n

But I’m willing to be your Web researcher<\/b> for $10 an hour<\/span> because…well…<\/p>\n

Will Work for Food!<\/div>\n

Seriously.<\/p>\n

So…what can I do for you?<\/b><\/p>\n

\nOne hour of Web research
\n$16.00<\/span>
\n
<\/form><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
\n(Link to cart at right in top menu bar)\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Or Yahoo-er. Or Binger. Or Asker. Hold it! Binger??!! Now that sounds dreadful. What I mean is Bing-er, OK? Look, I’m just trying to say that I’ll be your Web researcher. “Bah hum bug. I can do it myself.” Of course you can! What of it? You could milk your own cow…but you pay someone … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"onecolumn-page.php","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2206","page","type-page","status-publish"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/PrJUJ-zA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2206"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2206\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}