{"id":121,"date":"2006-03-27T14:38:50","date_gmt":"2006-03-27T22:38:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=121"},"modified":"2006-03-27T14:43:32","modified_gmt":"2006-03-27T22:43:32","slug":"next-time-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2006\/next-time-blog\/","title":{"rendered":"Next Time, Blog"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I must confess — this<\/a> sounds like a fun project. Well, some of it, anyway.<\/p>\n

He spent the first afternoon watching “Chicken Little,” the animated Disney film.<\/p>\n

He lived off energy drinks, doughnuts, yogurt and Subway sandwiches.<\/p>\n

He figures he slept four hours out of the 41 in captivity. He’d catch a few minutes whenever he could – in a Subway booth or a restroom stall…<\/p>\n

The best place for dozing was lawn and garden…found a lawn chair, kicked back and wondered how life could be better.<\/p>\n

…a man appeared out of nowhere, giving him pointers, teaching him how to throw a left jab and a right “steamliner.”<\/p>\n

“One sat on the grapes, and the other pulled them off….”<\/p>\n

“One of the shift managers came up to me and asked, very politely, if I needed anything. I could have told him where everything was.”<\/p>\n

When he had nothing better to do, he roamed the aisles, putting away items that were out of place.<\/p>\n

Maybe he’d move on to another Wal-Mart and produce a documentary….<\/dd>\n<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n<\/dd>\n<\/dd>\n<\/dd>\n<\/dd>\n<\/dd>\n<\/dd>\n<\/dd>\n<\/dt>\n<\/dl>\n

Yeah, a documentary. He should have done a photo blog.<\/p>\n

Do WalMarts offer Internet access yet?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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