{"id":1226,"date":"2008-10-15T12:12:27","date_gmt":"2008-10-15T19:12:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=1226"},"modified":"2012-04-04T07:45:28","modified_gmt":"2012-04-04T14:45:28","slug":"slide-ahead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2008\/slide-ahead\/","title":{"rendered":"Slide Ahead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw some headlines just as I was going to go off-line.<\/p>\n<p>My mind went shooting down a slide, though not perversely so.<\/p>\n<p>I found some other headlines to fit the picture.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/wnd.com\/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&#038;pageId=77998\">ElectoSlide<\/a>\n<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/article.php?id=081015121543.ct10v95y&#038;show_article=1\">PetroSlide<\/a>\n<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.eastoregonian.info\/main.asp?SectionID=13&#038;SubSectionID=48&#038;ArticleID=83885&#038;TM=29612.53\">EnviroSlide<\/a>\n<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/finance.yahoo.com\/q?s=^DJI\">EconoSlide<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.oregonlive.com\/news\/index.ssf\/2008\/10\/five_afghani_scholars_at_the_u.html\">SlideIntoTerrorStrike?<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>PS: I tinkered with the headlines.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw some headlines just as I was going to go off-line. My mind went shooting down a slide, though not perversely so. I found some other headlines to fit the picture. ElectoSlide PetroSlide EnviroSlide EconoSlide SlideIntoTerrorStrike? PS: I tinkered with the headlines.<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,8,463,20],"tags":[624,676,24,586,649],"class_list":["post-1226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-middle-east","category-politics","category-thisandthat","category-youve-been-warned","tag-economy","tag-fraud","tag-oregon","tag-terrorism","tag-wall-street"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-jM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}