{"id":1348,"date":"2008-12-14T21:52:40","date_gmt":"2008-12-15T05:52:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=1348"},"modified":"2008-12-14T21:52:40","modified_gmt":"2008-12-15T05:52:40","slug":"birthday-suit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2008\/birthday-suit\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Suit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll show you a picture pretty soon. \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, don&#8217;t go getting any crazy ideas! \ud83d\ude44<\/p>\n<p>I wore it outside for about twenty minutes.<\/p>\n<p>I came in about fifteen minutes ago.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a windy night out there right now. And about 29 degrees. And about 61% humidity.<\/p>\n<p>That feels mighty cold, I&#8217;m telling you!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>So here I am in my brand new insulated overalls:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/mvp\/wp-content\/insulatedoveralls.jpg\" alt=\"Me in my newest birthday suit.\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>(That was taken with my cellphone about three months ago.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, tonight was the first time I wore them for a real need.<\/p>\n<p>Wow, they&#8217;re nice and warm!<\/p>\n<p><b>Thank you, Lukes!<\/b><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll show you a picture pretty soon. \ud83d\ude2f Meanwhile, don&#8217;t go getting any crazy ideas! \ud83d\ude44 I wore it outside for about twenty minutes. I came in about fifteen minutes ago. It&#8217;s a windy night out there right now. And about 29 degrees. And about 61% humidity. That feels mighty cold, I&#8217;m telling you!<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,704],"tags":[706],"class_list":["post-1348","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-photos","category-thankful","tag-gratefulness"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-lK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1348","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1348"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1348\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1348"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1348"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1348"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}