{"id":1522,"date":"2009-04-19T07:20:16","date_gmt":"2009-04-19T13:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=1522"},"modified":"2012-10-29T21:41:29","modified_gmt":"2012-10-30T04:41:29","slug":"another-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2009\/another-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Woman"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m not a woman, so I can’t make a difference for another<\/i> woman’s heart.<\/p>\n

OK, that clarification aside, a four-frame picture story….<\/p>\n

\"Cheerios:<\/p>\n

\"Cheerios:<\/p>\n

\"Cheerios:<\/p>\n

\"Cheerios:<\/center><\/p>\n

I’m waiting and waiting for www.cheerioshelpinghearts.com<\/a> to finish loading so I “can make a difference for another woman’s heart.”<\/p>\n

still waiting….<\/i><\/p>\n

I see now it’s a Flash page. I’m on a very slow (31.2 Kbps) dial-up connection. Sorry, no $1 donation for free cholesterol screening this morning.<\/p>\n

I was anticipating feeling like a politician — giving away someone else’s money. \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n

On the other hand, politicians get paid to give away others’ money. \ud83d\ude44<\/p>\n

Thankfully, it’s Sunday so I can plan to put some offering money in the collection plate later this morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m not a woman, so I can’t make a difference for another woman’s heart. OK, that clarification aside, a four-frame picture story…. I’m waiting and waiting for www.cheerioshelpinghearts.com to finish loading so I “can make a difference for another woman’s heart.” still waiting…. I see now it’s a Flash page. I’m on a very slow … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14,8],"tags":[862,763],"class_list":["post-1522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","category-politics","tag-giving","tag-helpfulness"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-oy","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}