{"id":1581,"date":"2009-06-04T07:23:09","date_gmt":"2009-06-04T14:23:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=1581"},"modified":"2009-06-04T07:23:09","modified_gmt":"2009-06-04T14:23:09","slug":"grocery-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2009\/grocery-shopping\/","title":{"rendered":"Grocery Shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two important lessons, both gleaned from two different grocery stores. And extracted from my cellphone. Beneath each photo, the lesson.<\/p>\n

\"Cholesterol
\n1. Tank up on cholesterol and fat!<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n

Think of it as the CFLM — the Cholesterol and Fat Liberation Movement.<\/p>\n

Instead of saying cholesterol-free and fat-free in Spanish, it actually says: cholesterol liberates<\/i> and fat liberates<\/i>. \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n

Hence, the lesson caption above.<\/p>\n

Alternate lesson: 1b. Have someone knowledgeable edit your translation!<\/b><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

\"Direct
\n2. Misbehave at your own risk!<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n

No brats allowed. Period.<\/p>\n

Now, please enjoy your grocery shopping.<\/p>\n

Oh, I took the first photo at the Oregon City Cash-n-Carry; the second, at the Woodburn Shop’n Kart (as I recall).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Two important lessons, both gleaned from two different grocery stores. And extracted from my cellphone. Beneath each photo, the lesson. 1. Tank up on cholesterol and fat! Think of it as the CFLM — the Cholesterol and Fat Liberation Movement. Instead of saying cholesterol-free and fat-free in Spanish, it actually says: cholesterol liberates and fat … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,5,20],"tags":[880],"class_list":["post-1581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lessons-for-living","category-my-photos","category-youve-been-warned","tag-life-lessons"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-pv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}