{"id":1652,"date":"2009-07-23T14:47:11","date_gmt":"2009-07-23T21:47:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=1652"},"modified":"2009-07-23T14:47:11","modified_gmt":"2009-07-23T21:47:11","slug":"psa-to-cows-eat-grass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2009\/psa-to-cows-eat-grass\/","title":{"rendered":"PSA to Cows: Eat Grass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Strange<\/i> and <i>dumb<\/i> are reasonably mild terms to apply to this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The British government is sending out a different message: Sex can be fun and healthy, for young and old alike.<\/p>\n<p>In two new leaflets, the National Health Service advises elderly patients that it&#8217;s &#8220;never too late to experiment&#8221; and tells teenagers that sex every day &#8220;keeps the doctor away.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Urging them to enjoy their own bodies is a bit like encouraging cows to eat grass or birds to fly,&#8221; said the Independent newspaper.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Those excerpts come from this <a href='http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2009\/07\/22\/AR2009072203705.html?hpid%3Dsec-health&#038;sub=AR'>WaPo story<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>You want my take? No? Then quit reading here.<\/p>\n<p>So you&#8217;re still reading. OK, thanks.<\/p>\n<p>Urging them to sin against their own bodies is like encouraging <a href=\"http:\/\/gardening.wsu.edu\/column\/08-08-99.htm\" title=\"Click here if you don't know about cows and tansy ragwort!\">cows to eat tansy<\/a> or birds to fry\u2026only worse. Much, much worse.<\/p>\n<blockquote style=\"background-color:#99ff99\"><p><b><font color=\"green\">&#8220;Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body&#8221;<\/font><\/b> (1 Corinthians 6:18).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Instead of keeping the doctor away, I thought it brought on the doctors\u2026for treating STDs and for &#8220;treating&#8221; pregnancy and for delivering babies. But, hey &#8212; maybe it doesn&#8217;t work in the Mother Country like it does here in the Colonies.<\/p>\n<p>If you think that&#8217;s my Victorian morality showing through, that&#8217;s OK. I just as well have it (as long as it&#8217;s first Christian morality) since Victoria&#8217;s offspring seem to have sprung free of it.<\/p>\n<p>Look, I know they&#8217;re not legislating anything (yet), but I&#8217;ve got a question. If you &#8220;can&#8217;t legislate morality,&#8221; can you legislate immorality?<\/p>\n<p>HT: <a href=\"http:\/\/online.worldmag.com\/2009\/07\/23\/a-public-service-announcement\/\">Emily Belz<\/a> &#8212; &#8220;Forget abstinence education!&#8221;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Strange and dumb are reasonably mild terms to apply to this: The British government is sending out a different message: Sex can be fun and healthy, for young and old alike. 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