{"id":1665,"date":"2009-07-29T22:20:37","date_gmt":"2009-07-30T05:20:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=1665"},"modified":"2009-12-20T06:51:51","modified_gmt":"2009-12-20T14:51:51","slug":"breaking-news-life-on-jupiter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2009\/breaking-news-life-on-jupiter\/","title":{"rendered":"Breaking News: Life on Jupiter!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I mean: Breaking News? Life on Jupiter?<\/i> \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n

I’ve photographic documentation:<\/p>\n

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So there you are — life on Jupiter. How else can you interpret that photo, huh? <\/p>\n

I mean, I can’t see any fans or players on that photo, but somebody must have thought they did. And watermelons on their heads, too! Maybe if I had a high-power magnifying glass….<\/p>\n

I know, I know — it says “Ontario” but that sure looks like Jupiter to me. Is there an Ontario on Jupiter? (Give me a break, OK? I have a hard enough challenge with aspects of terrestrial geography, so don’t expect me to be an expert on some other planet.)<\/p>\n

This has got to qualify among the top 10 facts about Jupiter that every one should know!<\/p>\n

Or is this photo some portion of Canadian geography that bears a striking resemblance to Jupiter?<\/p>\n

Anyway, I assure you I made no changes to the content of that screen capture! And you can see more of it by clicking on it.<\/p>\n

There’s a good explanation, no doubt. Can you figure it out? (Maybe somebody at the New York Daily News<\/em> can respond, eh?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I mean: Breaking News? Life on Jupiter? \ud83d\ude2f I’ve photographic documentation: So there you are — life on Jupiter. How else can you interpret that photo, huh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[938],"class_list":["post-1665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-suspension-of-disbelief","tag-odd-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-qR","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1665\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}