{"id":1763,"date":"2009-09-30T14:55:25","date_gmt":"2009-09-30T21:55:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=1763"},"modified":"2009-09-30T14:55:25","modified_gmt":"2009-09-30T21:55:25","slug":"than-expected-before","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2009\/than-expected-before\/","title":{"rendered":"“Than Expected” — Before"},"content":{"rendered":"

What you may expect for tomorrow:<\/p>\n

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  1. US national unemployment rate: 7.9%\n
  2. A peace treaty between Israel and Iran\n
  3. Price of crude oil per barrel: $45\n
  4. Average global temperature: 30 degrees Fahrenheit\n
  5. US national murder rate for the day: 5\n
  6. New H1N1 infections in the US: 6\n
  7. US consumer confidence: up 14%\n
  8. US Supreme Court overturns Roe v Wade<\/i>\n
  9. War on Terror: Osama bin Laden surrenders\n
  10. Your net worth: up 7%<\/ol>\n

    Ten things suffice for that list.<\/p>\n

    Ten things you may expect for tomorrow. If you wish.<\/p>\n

    Now to eagerly await the arrival of the foreseeable future….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    What you may expect for tomorrow: US national unemployment rate: 7.9% A peace treaty between Israel and Iran Price of crude oil per barrel: $45 Average global temperature: 30 degrees Fahrenheit US national murder rate for the day: 5 New H1N1 infections in the US: 6 US consumer confidence: up 14% US Supreme Court overturns … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-suspension-of-disbelief"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-sr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}