{"id":1838,"date":"2009-12-14T17:09:54","date_gmt":"2009-12-15T01:09:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=1838"},"modified":"2009-12-14T17:09:54","modified_gmt":"2009-12-15T01:09:54","slug":"spider-on-the-ceiling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2009\/spider-on-the-ceiling\/","title":{"rendered":"Spider on the Ceiling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Spider, I see you in my vertical<\/p>\n<p>Peripheral<\/p>\n<p>Moving in no apparent hurry<\/p>\n<p>What you doin&#8217; up there?<\/p>\n<p>Where I can squash you<\/p>\n<p>Easily<\/p>\n<p>But I won&#8217;t<\/p>\n<p>Cuz you&#8217;re staying outta my hair<\/p>\n<p>And you might catch the squeeter<\/p>\n<p>Who ain&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Besides, if you can get past<\/p>\n<p>The queen and her maids<\/p>\n<p>To weave in kings&#8217; palaces<\/p>\n<p>Why not in my castle?<\/p>\n<div class=\"quotes\">&#8220;The spider skillfully grasps with its hands,<br \/>\nAnd it is in kings\u2019 palaces.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8212;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Proverbs+30:28&#038;version=NKJV\">Proverbs 30:28<\/a><\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spider, I see you in my vertical Peripheral Moving in no apparent hurry What you doin&#8217; up there? Where I can squash you Easily But I won&#8217;t Cuz you&#8217;re staying outta my hair And you might catch the squeeter Who ain&#8217;t. Besides, if you can get past The queen and her maids To weave in &#8230; <a title=\"Spider on the Ceiling\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2009\/spider-on-the-ceiling\/\" aria-label=\"More on Spider on the Ceiling\">Read more<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[463],"tags":[868],"class_list":["post-1838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thisandthat","tag-quotes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-tE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1838"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1838\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}