No. I. Am. Not. Connecting. Them.<\/p>\n
So if you came here hoping to read the conspiratorial concoctions of some unhinged kook, go away.<\/p>\n
\ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n
No! No! No! Please stay. Read this. Read more. Bookmark. Subscribe. Comment. Facebook it. Tweet away. Trackback. Ping. Email. Go viral.<\/p>\n
Introductions aside, this post archives some current event reflections.<\/p>\n
This post was simply going to be a verse fragment from one of the verses read by our bishop during his message yesterday morning. But I couldn’t find it in the passage I thought it was in! \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n
Thanks to Facebook, I remembered to turn on my cellphone this morning.<\/p>\n
I decided I better fill out Census 2010. So I opened the envelope I got a week or so ago. Thankfully, before I put pen to paper, I read this: “This Census must count every person living in the United States on April 1, 2010.” So I stuck the census back in the envelope and tossed it on a pile.<\/p>\n
I got a phone call from someone I respect highly. Would I like to start a new business? I wouldn’t have to worry about the financing. Just the marketing. Selling casket kits.<\/p>\n
Good day?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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