{"id":1977,"date":"2010-07-17T13:23:25","date_gmt":"2010-07-17T20:23:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=1977"},"modified":"2010-07-17T13:23:25","modified_gmt":"2010-07-17T20:23:25","slug":"my-memo-to-paypal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2010\/my-memo-to-paypal\/","title":{"rendered":"My Memo to PayPal"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have (very gratefully) used your services for many years. I date back to your early days when you gave us a $5 referral fee for each new account we sent your way.<\/p>\n

Anyway, I want you (and\/or everybody else reading here, naturally) to get this message:<\/p>\n

\"PayPal<\/a>
\n(click to read something I wrote a long time ago)<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n

Do couples really do PayPal in bed like that?<\/p>\n

If so, how many have had their computers fall off the end?<\/p>\n

And why not have them trade places so the gal appears less immodest?<\/p>\n

But maybe your service wouldn’t sell so well then. \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n

(I assume you think your service sells better with an inward view such as you presently offer. If so, I guess I should change my post title to PayPal Uses Revealing Marketing Tactics<\/i>.)<\/p>\n

Oh, and I freely admit to doing “corrective surgery” on the above image.<\/p>\n

And now, for a “commercial” for a book we sell on our site for Rod and Staff Publishers:<\/p>\n

\"Keep<\/a>
\nKeep Yourself Pure<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have (very gratefully) used your services for many years. I date back to your early days when you gave us a $5 referral fee for each new account we sent your way. Anyway, I want you (and\/or everybody else reading here, naturally) to get this message: (click to read something I wrote a long … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16,463],"tags":[416],"class_list":["post-1977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-days-of-noah","category-thisandthat","tag-morality"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-vT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}