I didn’t think to preserve the occasion photographically.<\/p>\n
But I digress. (Is that possible before even starting?)<\/p>\n
Ruby and I had a few diced tomatoes and sliced white onions left over from lunch.<\/p>\n
After my nap and before my coffee, I sliced into a bunnie. (Dissected him, in fact.) Then I smeared on (or was it in?) some butter and mayo.<\/p>\n
Into that goo I carefully pressed some tomatoes and onions. <\/p>\n
I took a bite of it.<\/p>\n
No. Wait. Before biting the bunnie, I liberally salted and peppered its new innards.<\/p>\n
Then I closed him back up.<\/p>\n
After that<\/i>, I bit him.<\/p>\n
Repeatedly.<\/p>\n
And chewed between bites.<\/p>\n
Do you have any<\/i> idea how delicious tomatoes and onions are in a split bunnie?!<\/p>\n
Post Script:<\/b> I didn’t have time to compose this culinary confession. But needing a break, I took it.<\/p>\n
Post Mortem:<\/b> No rabbits were hurt or even consumed in this grand culinary production.<\/p>\n
Pre Script (a bit late):<\/b> Ruby makes wonderful homemade rolls (aka buns). They’re not big. They’re bunnies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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