{"id":2230,"date":"2011-10-06T19:33:31","date_gmt":"2011-10-07T02:33:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=2230"},"modified":"2011-10-06T19:38:52","modified_gmt":"2011-10-07T02:38:52","slug":"north-of-the-arctic-circle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2011\/north-of-the-arctic-circle\/","title":{"rendered":"North of the Arctic Circle"},"content":{"rendered":"

That’s where I was the other day.<\/p>\n

Eating lunch at our kitchen table. Looking through some of the week’s ads. When I came to this: <\/p>\n

\"Arctic<\/p>\n

As I scanned, I commented about the occasional good deal and the few enticing items.<\/p>\n

Then I got to this one:<\/p>\n

\"Arctic<\/p>\n

“Otherwise, they’re pretty squishy.”<\/p>\n

Three bucks!<\/span><\/p>\n

If they would have made that solid<\/b> investment, they would have been sold<\/b> on my proofreading services<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Too bad they didn’t know about me and hire me. Maybe you could tell them<\/a>. \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n

Oh. About the title of this post. I don’t mean polar-bears-on-melting-glaciers<\/a> country. I mean the Arctic Circle<\/a> in Woodburn<\/a> (Oregon), south of where I live.<\/p>\n

Although I suppose if I would have been outdoors north of the penguin’s Arctic Circle, even the corn dogs not in lots of two would have been solid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

That’s where I was the other day. Eating lunch at our kitchen table. Looking through some of the week’s ads. When I came to this:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9,463],"tags":[472],"class_list":["post-2230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-from-the-mailbag","category-thisandthat","tag-mark-roth"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-zY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}