{"id":229,"date":"2006-08-24T07:31:27","date_gmt":"2006-08-24T13:31:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=229"},"modified":"2009-10-15T11:47:07","modified_gmt":"2009-10-15T18:47:07","slug":"no-more-parakeets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2006\/no-more-parakeets\/","title":{"rendered":"No More Parakeets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/technology\/story\/2006\/08\/24\/pluto-planets.html\">Too Scrawny<\/a>:<\/p>\n<table width=75% align=center bgcolor=pink border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5>\n<tr>\n<td>Little Pluto, formerly the solar system&#8217;s smallest planet, has been stripped of its status by the International Astronomical Union, reducing the number of planets to eight.<\/p>\n<p>The new guidelines &#8212; introduced in Prague on Thursday after a week of debate by the 2,500 astronomers at the organization&#8217;s conference &#8212; define what is a planet and what is not. Pluto didn&#8217;t make the cut.<\/p>\n<p>Pluto has been considered a planet since its discovery in 1930. Pluto is now considered a &#8220;dwarf planet,&#8221; and the eight others &#8212; Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune &#8212; are now called &#8220;classical planets.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Among other implications, Thursday&#8217;s new definition means students will have to find a new way of remembering how the planets are arranged in order from the sun.<\/p>\n<p>The old mnemonic device of &#8220;Mark&#8217;s Very Extravagant Mother Just Sent Us Ninety Parakeets&#8221; helped them recall that the order was Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune and Pluto.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>As a former teacher, I offer this alternative:<\/p>\n<p><i>Mark\u2019s Very Extravagant Mother Just Sent Us Ninety (dwarf) Parakeets<\/i><\/p>\n<p>That way students will only have to drop <i>dwarf<\/i> when the definition changes again.<\/p>\n<p>Plus it reminds them of the good old days.<\/p>\n<p>Plus it drives home the point that Pluto is still classed as a planet, albeit a dwarf.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re welcome.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This parakeet was just too scrawny.<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[463],"tags":[632],"class_list":["post-229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thisandthat","tag-science"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-3H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}