{"id":2308,"date":"2011-12-17T08:43:29","date_gmt":"2011-12-17T16:43:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=2308"},"modified":"2011-12-17T08:46:55","modified_gmt":"2011-12-17T16:46:55","slug":"a-question-you-never-had","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2011\/a-question-you-never-had\/","title":{"rendered":"A Question You Never Had"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I opened a cupboard, looking for this:<\/p>\n<div class=\"capt-pix\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/mvp\/wp-content\/papaya-enzyme.jpg\" alt=\"Papaya Enzyme bottle\" class=\"aligncenter\" \/><\/div>\n<p> <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t see it right away.<\/p>\n<p>But I did see this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/mvp\/wp-content\/kidney-support.jpg\" alt=\"Kidney Blend bottle\" class=\"aligncenter\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And wondered:<\/p>\n<div class=\"quotes\">What did they call kidney beans<br \/>\nbefore they knew<br \/>\nwhat kidneys look like?<\/div>\n<p>I must admit &#8212; never in fifty-two years had I ever wondered that before.<\/p>\n<p>(I&#8217;m still wondering, but I don&#8217;t let it dominate my thinking.)<\/p>\n<p>Oh. Am I right? You never had that question before.<\/p>\n<p>If you must know the answer, maybe you&#8217;ll find it here: <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Phaseolus_vulgaris#Red_or_kidney_beans\" title=\"Psaeolus vulgaris on wikipedia\">Phaseolus vulgaris<\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"border:1px solid black; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto; width:250px; padding:10px\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/mvp\/wp-content\/kidney-or-bean.png\" alt=\"Is it a kidney or a bean?\" style=\"width:250px; height:254px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"background:#dddddd; font-style:italic; text-align:center; margin:-10px\">Kidney or bean?<\/div>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I opened a cupboard, looking for this:<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[395,463],"tags":[997],"class_list":["post-2308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumb-and-such","category-thisandthat","tag-strange"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-Be","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}