{"id":2332,"date":"2012-01-27T11:13:41","date_gmt":"2012-01-27T19:13:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=2332"},"modified":"2012-01-27T11:25:23","modified_gmt":"2012-01-27T19:25:23","slug":"alaska-airlines-prayer-cards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2012\/alaska-airlines-prayer-cards\/","title":{"rendered":"Alaska Airline&#8217;s Neat Prayer Cards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gone with the peanuts.<\/p>\n<p>Not prayer beads.<\/p>\n<p>Not prayer carpets.<\/p>\n<p>Not prayer shawls.<\/p>\n<p>Prayer cards. <!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-content\/alaska-airlines-prayer-card.jpg\" alt=\"prayer card image\" title=\"Alaska Airlines prayer card\" width=\"300\" height=\"451\"  style=\"position:absolute; top:2em; right:0\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"width:300px\">We just came across one here at home several days ago. (And we haven&#8217;t flown Alaska in well over a decade.)<\/p>\n<p style=\"width:250px\">I remember being pleasantly astounded the first time I got one of those on an Alaska flight. Very astounded. Very pleasantly. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>So this story grabbed me:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Alaska Airlines will end its 30-plus-year tradition of presenting prayer cards on customers&#8217; meal trays next Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p>Only first-class passengers have received the cards since 2006, when Alaska stopped providing meals on trays to customers in coach.<\/p>\n<p>Even now, the cards appear only on flights longer than four hours, when they can be presented on a meal tray as they always have been, said spokeswoman Bobbie Egan.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Hold it. You mean they weren&#8217;t stapled to the boarding passes? Or handed out as passengers boarded? Or read aloud by cabin crew reciting all that pre-flight stuff?<\/p>\n<p>Oh. OK. \ud83d\ude44<\/p>\n<p>Somehow, the writer found someone that had a serious problem:<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-left:25px; font-style:italic\">&#8220;I&#8217;d get a clutch in my stomach when I read it.&#8221; \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n<p>So why read it? Or why not request that no such fearsome card be given him?<\/p>\n<p>And I wonder what automotive parts showed up in his innards when they got to the pre-flight instructions pertaining to using flotation devices. (You&#8217;ll need to click the link below for that to make any sense.)<\/p>\n<p>Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another quote, this one from a company exec:<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-left:25px; font-style:italic\">&#8220;This difficult decision was not made lightly.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And since this is a private company, they&#8217;re free to decide as they wish. So, Mr. &#038; Mrs. Alaska Airlines, thanks for the cards you gave me years ago. While they didn&#8217;t put a clutch in my stomach, they certainly got my heart and mind in gear. I should have thought to send you a transmission of thanksgiving for it. I slipped.<\/p>\n<p>PS: What makes those cards &#8220;prayer&#8221; cards?<\/p>\n<p><i>More of the story:<\/i> <a href='http:\/\/seattletimes.nwsource.com\/html\/businesstechnology\/2017329706_alaska26.html'>Alaska Airlines to stop handing out prayer cards to passengers<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5879402\/alaska-airlines-to-stop-handing-out-prayer-cards-god-fired-as-copilot\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-content\/god-gets-airplane.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"god-gets-airplane\" width=\"300\" height=\"238\" class=\"aligncenter size-full\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gone with the peanuts. 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