{"id":2420,"date":"2012-05-04T23:09:23","date_gmt":"2012-05-05T06:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=2420"},"modified":"2012-05-04T23:09:23","modified_gmt":"2012-05-05T06:09:23","slug":"flat-earthers-on-the-road","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2012\/flat-earthers-on-the-road\/","title":{"rendered":"Flat-Earthers on the Road"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My road.<\/p>\n<p>Phone in hand.<\/p>\n<p>Also their lives.<\/p>\n<p>And mine. And mine. (No, I&#8217;m not repeating myself; that&#8217;s an optical &#8220;illusion.&#8221;) <!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Last week, I asked if there&#8217;s anyone left who just drives when they&#8217;re behind the wheel.<\/p>\n<p>Today, I&#8217;m wondering when smartphone ownership came with a membership to the Flat Earth Society.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I own a pre-smart phone.<\/p>\n<p>I used to use it in pre-smart ways. \ud83d\ude41 Like talking and texting while driving. \ud83d\ude33<\/p>\n<p>Then the law in Oregon changed.<\/p>\n<p>Then I read some stuff online that I believed. \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m smarter. (My phone&#8217;s still the <span style=\"text-decoration:line-through; color:#bbbbbb\">dumb<\/span> pre-smart variety.)<\/p>\n<p>Oh. Here&#8217;s where I got the stuff in the pink box above: <a href='http:\/\/blog.oregonlive.com\/commuting\/2012\/05\/driving_and_talking_on_cell_ph.html'>Driving and talking on cell phones, the sequel: science vs. convenience<\/a> (it includes a foreign-language video at the end).<\/p>\n<p>Having said all that, I still wish I had the option to answer my phone while driving.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, I do.<\/p>\n<p>But now I&#8217;m smarter.<\/p>\n<p>For which I&#8217;m glad.<\/p>\n<p>And so should you. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>PS: Check out these posts also:<\/p>\n<ul style=\"margin-top:-1.2em\">\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2010\/no-more-driving-and-texting\/\">No More Driving and Texting<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2008\/worse-than-dui\/\">Worse Than DUI<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2011\/crazy-behind-the-wheel\/\">Crazy Behind the Wheel<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My road. Phone in hand. Also their lives. And mine. And mine. (No, I&#8217;m not repeating myself; that&#8217;s an optical &#8220;illusion.&#8221;)<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14,12,13,20],"tags":[428,644,407],"class_list":["post-2420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","category-lessons-for-living","category-tech-stuff","category-youve-been-warned","tag-cell-phone","tag-laws","tag-safety"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-D2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}