{"id":2456,"date":"2012-06-27T17:01:09","date_gmt":"2012-06-28T00:01:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=2456"},"modified":"2012-06-27T17:01:09","modified_gmt":"2012-06-28T00:01:09","slug":"handwashing-in-public-restrooms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2012\/handwashing-in-public-restrooms\/","title":{"rendered":"Handwashing in Public Restrooms"},"content":{"rendered":"

“On penalty of being fired, wash your hands!”<\/p>\n

Who needs to be told that?<\/p>\n

Then I wondered why the sign doesn’t just say “will be immediately dismissed”: <\/p>\n

\"Wash<\/a>
\nAnd who monitors this…and how<\/b>?<\/i><\/div>\n

Before I got too far along figuring out that sign, I noticed a much smaller one on the mirror over the sink:<\/p>\n

\"Detailed<\/a>
\n“See big red sign — we’re serious!”<\/i><\/div>\n

Fine. They’re serious about employees having clean hands. (What about management?)<\/p>\n

Didn’t they forget the hot water rinse cycle? I mean, please.<\/p>\n

Tell me now, do you really believe their employees incorporate even a TSVWS* in their handwashing?<\/p>\n

As I pondered these and other weighty questions, I got back to the monitoring and enforcement matter. By now I had my back to the little blue sticker and the big red sign was off to starboard, so to speak:<\/p>\n

<\/a>
\nCamera-enforced handwashing — but where are they?!<\/i><\/div>\n

Exactly. Is the spy cam in the sprinkler or the emergency light or the odorizing contraption? Or where? \ud83d\ude44<\/p>\n

Oh well. Forget it. Until the next time you’re in a public restroom. \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n

(I suppose I’m one of the few that wonders about stuff like this.)<\/p>\n

Oh, and no, I didn’t know what to title this piece of citizen photojournalism. These alternate titles…ah…washed out:<\/p>\n