{"id":2538,"date":"2012-10-11T20:55:22","date_gmt":"2012-10-12T03:55:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=2538"},"modified":"2012-10-11T20:55:22","modified_gmt":"2012-10-12T03:55:22","slug":"super-deal-quilted-northern-toilet-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2012\/super-deal-quilted-northern-toilet-paper\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Deal: Quilted Northern Toilet Paper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Amazon has a really good deal going right now on some really nice 3-ply bathroom tissue.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B007UZNS5W\/ref=as_li_ss_il?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B007UZNS5W&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=anabaptistbookst\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/ws.assoc-amazon.com\/widgets\/q?_encoding=UTF8&#038;ASIN=B007UZNS5W&#038;Format=_SL160_&#038;ID=AsinImage&#038;MarketPlace=US&#038;ServiceVersion=20070822&#038;WS=1&#038;tag=anabaptistbookst\" style=\"float:right; margin-left:50px\"><\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=anabaptistbookst&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=B007UZNS5W\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/>Here&#8217;s the rather cheesy product description on Amazon:<\/p>\n<div style=\"width:75%; margin-left:25px; font-family:verdana,arial,sans serif; line-height:inherit; font-size:90%\">It gets you clean while helping to keep your hands clean. Quilted northern ultra plush has two layers of softness and a third layer for absorbency designed to provide a luxurious experience. . .one that you can see and feel.<\/div>\n<p>  <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>So how many such plush-for-flush rolls do you get (count them in the image, if you wish) and what&#8217;s it going to set you back for shipping?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:center; font-family:courier, monospace; font-size:150%; font-weight:bold\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B007UZNS5W\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B007UZNS5W&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=anabaptistbookst\">48 double rolls with free shipping<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=anabaptistbookst&#038;l=as2&#038;o=1&#038;a=B007UZNS5W\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Not only that, but you can reduce the already-reduced price even further:<\/p>\n<ul style=\"margin-top:-1.3em\">\n<li>another 5% if you select <i>Subscribe and Save<\/i><\/li>\n<li>another $1 with a coupon they offer quite handily<\/li>\n<li>another 10% discount if you pay with MasterCard<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>We weren&#8217;t going to buy a box&#8230;but maybe we will, if I can&#8230;ah&#8230;flush out enough dough. \ud83d\ude44<\/p>\n<p>Hey, why don&#8217;t those last two words rhyme, huh?!<\/p>\n<p>So why am I taking time to compile a post like this? Am I not too busy for such things? Well, you <i>do<\/i> expect value when you come here, don&#8217;t you? Actually, though, I want you to click that link up there and buy a box of toilet paper. I&#8217;ll get a 4-6% commission. If enough of you do that, I&#8217;ll earn enough to warrant having &#8220;rolled&#8221; out this post. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amazon has a really good deal going right now on some really nice 3-ply bathroom tissue. Here&#8217;s the rather cheesy product description on Amazon: It gets you clean while helping to keep your hands clean. 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