{"id":2563,"date":"2012-10-26T12:03:09","date_gmt":"2012-10-26T19:03:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=2563"},"modified":"2012-10-26T12:03:09","modified_gmt":"2012-10-26T19:03:09","slug":"shades-of-burma-shave","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2012\/shades-of-burma-shave\/","title":{"rendered":"Shades of Burma Shave"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mi nose was stuffy, plugged, congested, and\/or mormada this morning.<\/p>\n

So, with a built-in tribute to are anguished English language<\/a>\"\"…<\/p>\n

And in memory of the Burma Shave<\/a>\"\" roadside signs…<\/p>\n

I present “Ode to My Node,” composed well before breakfast this morning… <\/p>\n

\"Mark<\/p>\n

Scroll down for complete text.<\/p>\n

I wage war against attacking cold microbes with coffee, tea<\/a>, orange juice, water, Vitamin C, Emergen-C, apple cider vinegar, cayenne pepper, lime juice<\/a>, and so forth.<\/p>\n

In addition to that helpful paragraph, I offer you some Amazon product links that pertain…and may even be helpful:<\/p>\n\n\n
\n<\/a>\"\"\n<\/td>\n\n<\/a>\"\"\n<\/td>\n\n<\/a>\"\"\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

Oh, and if you want the complete text, here you are:<\/p>\n

Ode to My Node<\/b><\/p>\n

When our nose is feeling populous,
\nAnd our eyes are looking nebulous;
\nWhen our throat is sounding tremulous…
\nWhatever shall we do with ous?!<\/p>\n

© 2012 Mark Roth<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mi nose was stuffy, plugged, congested, and\/or mormada this morning. So, with a built-in tribute to are anguished English language… And in memory of the Burma Shave roadside signs… I present “Ode to My Node,” composed well before breakfast this morning…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[395,14],"tags":[981,868],"class_list":["post-2563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumb-and-such","category-health","tag-grammar","tag-quotes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-Fl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}