{"id":257,"date":"2006-11-21T07:01:43","date_gmt":"2006-11-21T15:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=257"},"modified":"2006-11-28T08:12:17","modified_gmt":"2006-11-28T16:12:17","slug":"no-on-my-lap-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2006\/no-on-my-lap-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Not on My Lap, Please!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I work with my notebook computer on my lap:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/mvp\/wp-content\/laptop2.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Other times it&#8217;s on a table or desk in front of me:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/mvp\/wp-content\/laptop1.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>And once in a while I use it like this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/mvp\/wp-content\/laptop3.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>So I hope this never happens to my machine:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/WeWq6rWzChw\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>No matter how I&#8217;m using it or where it is setting.<\/p>\n<p>Not in my motel room. Not on an airplane. Not on my rental car. Not anywhere.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I work with my notebook computer on my lap: Other times it&#8217;s on a table or desk in front of me: And once in a while I use it like this: So I hope this never happens to my machine: No matter how I&#8217;m using it or where it is setting. Not in my &#8230; <a title=\"Not on My Lap, Please!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2006\/no-on-my-lap-please\/\" aria-label=\"More on Not on My Lap, Please!\">Read more<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[463],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thisandthat"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-49","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}