{"id":2579,"date":"2012-11-10T13:50:47","date_gmt":"2012-11-10T21:50:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=2579"},"modified":"2012-11-10T18:54:15","modified_gmt":"2012-11-11T02:54:15","slug":"the-fine-art-of-the-double-cliche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2012\/the-fine-art-of-the-double-cliche\/","title":{"rendered":"The Fine Art of the Double Clich\u00e9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Clich\u00e9s enjoy overuse.<\/p>\n<p>But if <em>you<\/em> gag on them, you can learn to enjoy their use again&#8230;by marrying some of them to each other.<\/p>\n<p>Not only is the double clich\u00e9 fun to use, it packs thrice the punch of either of its parts.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stick your neck out&#8221; and &#8220;Go out on a limb&#8221; both encourage risk-taking&#8230;and have grown weary of serving the language apart from each other. Solution? Pair &#8217;em up!<\/p>\n<div class=\"quotes\">Stick your neck out on a limb!<\/div>\n<p> <!--more--><\/p>\n<p>See?! Isn&#8217;t that just a beautiful, fun way to repurpose a couple of old clich\u00e9s? \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p>You can call attention to your inexperience at something by saying you&#8217;re &#8220;still wet behind the ears&#8221; or you&#8217;re &#8220;still green.&#8221; They work suitably enough on their own, but they would make such a nice couple!<\/p>\n<div class=\"quotes\">I&#8217;m still green behind the ears.<\/div>\n<p>Wow! Now <i>there<\/i> is inexperience to boast about! <img src=\"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/mrgreen.png\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>OK, one more. Sometimes we want to express bewilderment rather than risk or inexperience, so we say something trite like &#8220;I&#8217;m up a tree&#8221; or &#8220;I&#8217;m up a creek without a paddle.&#8221; <em>Please<\/em>. We can do better than that. Pair them up and next thing you know&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"quotes\">You will be up a tree without a paddle!<\/div>\n<p>And <i>that<\/i>, my friend, is a predicament to write home about! \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n<p>These three happy marriages, I&#8217;m happy to say, happily resulted from my own match-making skills. I&#8217;d trot out another such union, but I&#8217;m unable to recall it at the moment.<\/p>\n<p><b>Here&#8217;s another one, five hours later:<\/b><\/p>\n<div class=\"quotes\">The country&#8217;s going down the tubes in a handbasket!<\/div>\n<p>Have you any double clich\u00e9s with which to enrich the language?<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"opaque7\">Did you hear the one about <i>number<\/i> and <i>plumber<\/i>? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2012\/a-dumb-english-riddle\/\" title=\"Is a number one who numbs?\">I answered the riddle today!<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clich\u00e9s enjoy overuse. But if you gag on them, you can learn to enjoy their use again&#8230;by marrying some of them to each other. Not only is the double clich\u00e9 fun to use, it packs thrice the punch of either of its parts. &#8220;Stick your neck out&#8221; and &#8220;Go out on a limb&#8221; both encourage &#8230; <a title=\"The Fine Art of the Double Clich\u00e9\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2012\/the-fine-art-of-the-double-cliche\/\" aria-label=\"More on The Fine Art of the Double Clich\u00e9\">Read more<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[463],"tags":[1022],"class_list":["post-2579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thisandthat","tag-english"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-FB","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}