{"id":2702,"date":"2013-05-15T22:13:31","date_gmt":"2013-05-16T05:13:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=2702"},"modified":"2013-05-15T22:13:31","modified_gmt":"2013-05-16T05:13:31","slug":"mr-policeman-i-approve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2013\/mr-policeman-i-approve\/","title":{"rendered":"Mr. Policeman, I Approve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wherein a Portland (Oregon) policeman spares a mama duck and her two little quacks.<\/p>\n<p>So I say, &#8220;Three cheers for Officer James of the Portland Police Bureau!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"DASH CAM VIDEO: Police Pursuit\" width=\"1200\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rEhYBkggftk?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Now three more cheers for Mr. Mark James.<\/p>\n<p>And a whole bunch of quacks, honks, chirps, tweets, and cheeps.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you, sir! And thank you for your service as well.<\/p>\n<p>(And a note to the speeder: Dropping the ducks out to cover your tracks was good as a one-time trick. <b>Slow down now!<\/b>)<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I&#8217;m talking to you, Mr. Mark James!<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[463],"tags":[717,1040],"class_list":["post-2702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thisandthat","tag-law-enforcement","tag-youtube"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-HA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}