{"id":2703,"date":"2013-05-17T03:00:39","date_gmt":"2013-05-17T10:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=2703"},"modified":"2013-05-16T22:15:51","modified_gmt":"2013-05-17T05:15:51","slug":"scandalous-scamps-schemingly-school-scurrilous-skunks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2013\/scandalous-scamps-schemingly-school-scurrilous-skunks\/","title":{"rendered":"Scandalous Scamps Schemingly School Scurrilous Skunks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Scandalous<\/b> &#8212; disgraceful; shameful or shocking; improper; a louse devoted to scandal<\/p>\n<p><b>Scamps<\/b> &#8212; unscrupulous and often mischievous people; rascals; rogues; scalawags <\/p>\n<p><b>Schemingly<\/b> &#8212; making sly, underhanded, crafty plans<\/p>\n<p><b>School<\/b> &#8212; to educate; teach; train<\/p>\n<p><b>Scurrilous<\/b> &#8212; characterized by or using low buffoonery; coarsely jocular or derisive<\/p>\n<p><b>Skunks<\/b> &#8212; thoroughly contemptible people<\/p>\n<p>And now you&#8217;ve had your <b>delightfully delicious daily dictionary dose<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose you thought this would be a <b>politically proclived post pertaining<\/b> to one or more or all of the following: <!--more--><\/p>\n<ul style=\"margin-top:-1.2em\">\n<li>The Benghazi attack and cover-up<\/li>\n<li>The IRS abuse of power and cover-up<\/li>\n<li>The we-won&#8217;t-read-it-just-pass-it approach to federal legislating<\/li>\n<li>The stab-in-the-back, look-ma-no-warrant email tapping foisted on the AP<\/li>\n<li>The meet-my-fianc\u00e9e shameless brazenness of that married Christian leader<\/li>\n<li>The formerly-against-illegal-immigration about-face of that Tea Party favorite<\/li>\n<li>The cheerful I-will-lie-now-and-apologize-after-damaging-my-opponent politicking<\/li>\n<li>Veteran politicians corrupting the freshmen<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/0\/0c\/Striped_Skunk_%28Mephitis_mephitis%29_DSC_0030.jpg\/320px-Striped_Skunk_%28Mephitis_mephitis%29_DSC_0030.jpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"213\" class=\"alignright\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Too bad. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Then again, maybe you had something else in mind. <b>Please use the comment section below to fess up.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Maybe you thought I was trying to say that our school has been targeted by defamatory <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Striped_skunk\" title=\"skunks\"><i>Mephitis mephitis<\/i><\/a>. \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n<p>PS: I made up that last definition for <i>scandalous<\/i>. 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