{"id":2910,"date":"2014-02-14T14:30:48","date_gmt":"2014-02-14T22:30:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=2910"},"modified":"2014-02-14T14:30:48","modified_gmt":"2014-02-14T22:30:48","slug":"your-earwax-is-tattling-on-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2014\/your-earwax-is-tattling-on-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Earwax Is Tattling on You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is ridiculous. Another way for the wrong people to breach our privacy and security. \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n<p>Read it. Call me paranoid. If you want. <img src=\"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-includes\/images\/smilies\/mrgreen.png\" alt=\":mrgreen:\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em; max-height: 1em;\" \/> (Does the <a class=\"amazon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Google-Glass-Explorer-Edition-XE\/dp\/B00H1NXZ0Q\/?tag=markroth-ac-20\" title=\"Google Glass -- does it sniff earwax?\">Google Glass<\/a> earpiece have a sniffer?)<\/p>\n<p>Just beware of the next person <strong>offering to whisper a secret<\/strong> in your ear. Especially if he puts his <em>nose<\/em> up to your ear&#8230; <!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Our previous research has shown that underarm odors can convey a great deal of information about an individual, including personal identity, gender, sexual orientation and health status,&#8221; study author George Preti, an organic chemist at Monell, said in a press release. &#8220;We think it possible that earwax may contain similar information.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The article continues with a(n unintentional) good, <strong>old-fashioned math story problem<\/strong>. I present it here as a service to school teachers needing supplemental material for struggling students:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>For their study, Preti and his colleagues identified odor-producing compounds contained in earwax obtained from 16 healthy men. Eight of the men were Caucasian while the remainder of the men were of East Asian descent.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>How many men were of East Asian descent?<\/p>\n<p>Well, let me stick one more thought in your ear:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Earwax is a neglected body secretion whose potential as an information source has yet to be explored.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Please, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/health\/2014\/02\/13\/earwax-may-reveal-clues-about-persons-identity-and-habits-study-shows\/\">Fox<\/a>. Aren&#8217;t we spied on enough already? \ud83d\ude44<\/p>\n<p>In addition to keeping others&#8217; noses out of your ears, <strong>clean that tattle-tale wax out of your ears<\/strong>. Protect your personal information with <a class=\"amazon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Elephant-Washer-Bottle-Doctor-Easy\/dp\/B005M2B5P0\/?tag=markroth-ac-20\" title=\"Elephant Ear Washer\">The Elephant Ear Washer (by Doctor Easy)<\/a>. \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n<p>OK, enough foolishness. \ud83d\ude33 Here&#8217;s something inspirational: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/pantinghart\/2014\/did-you-miss-seeing-jesus\/\" title=\"Did You Missing Seeing Jesus? | Panting Hart | Mark Roth\">Did You Missing Seeing Jesus?<\/a><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Never mind your armpit &#8212; have you smelled your earwax today?<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[395,14],"tags":[513,1010,909],"class_list":["post-2910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumb-and-such","category-health","tag-privacy","tag-research","tag-tips"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-KW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2910"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2910\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}