{"id":2915,"date":"2014-03-13T06:56:45","date_gmt":"2014-03-13T13:56:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=2915"},"modified":"2014-03-30T07:23:19","modified_gmt":"2014-03-30T14:23:19","slug":"i-smell-like-i-should-be-drunk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2014\/i-smell-like-i-should-be-drunk\/","title":{"rendered":"“I Smell Like I Should Be Drunk!”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Not drunk, as with wine. Drunk, as in imbibed. To be drunk like a tea<\/strong>, not to be drunk like a sailor.<\/p>\n

In other words, “I smell like tea.” Therefore, “I smell like I should be drunk.” That was my observation the first time I used one of these pillow things: <\/p>\n

\"Therapeutic
\na (potentially) soothing herb pack by Nature Creation<\/a><\/i><\/div>\n

As directed, I nuked it. I laid it on my aching neck.<\/strong> Ahhhh!!!! Mighty fine!<\/p>\n

I proceeded with my writing. Gradually, through my ponderings in the Book of Revelation, my brain started to awaken to olfactory perceptions<\/strong> it was subconsciously sifting from the odoriferous waftings drifting unobtrusively twixt my nasal flaps.<\/p>\n

Among them, familiar smells: peppermint, chamomile, spearmint, lemongrass.<\/p>\n

The smell of teas I drink, on me = “I smell like I should be drunk.”<\/p>\n

I invite you to browse Amazon’s collection of 100% natural hot and cold herb packs by Nature Creation<\/a>.<\/p>\n

And for those of you needing your morning introductory grammar fix<\/a>, drunk<\/i> as a verb, not as a predicate adjective.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

That’s what I told my wife, playing with my grammar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14],"tags":[981],"class_list":["post-2915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","tag-grammar"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-L1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}