{"id":2955,"date":"2014-04-14T22:33:03","date_gmt":"2014-04-15T05:33:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=2955"},"modified":"2014-04-14T22:33:03","modified_gmt":"2014-04-15T05:33:03","slug":"blood-red-moon-full-lunar-eclipse-expectations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2014\/blood-red-moon-full-lunar-eclipse-expectations\/","title":{"rendered":"Blood Red Moon Full Lunar Eclipse Expectations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s coming to a solar system near me. Any time now.<\/p>\n<p>What shall I expect?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Y2K finally?<\/li>\n<li>The battle of Gog and Magog?<\/li>\n<li>Martial law?<\/li>\n<li>The Russian annexation of Ukraine?<\/li>\n<li>The collapse of Windows XP?<\/li>\n<li>A heartbleed leaking all over the Internet?<\/li>\n<li>The Rapture?<\/li>\n<li>A solar flare setting us back to the Neanderthal age?<\/li>\n<li>The West Coast falling off the United States?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nNone of the above.<\/p>\n<p>I expect to sleep through it.<\/p>\n<p>Good night.<\/p>\n<p>PS: But I gotta go out and eyeball that pretty moon a bit&#8230;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What I expect to experience&#8230;<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[11,463],"tags":[672],"class_list":["post-2955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-on-this-day","category-thisandthat","tag-nature"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-LF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2955"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}