{"id":3006,"date":"2014-07-15T11:45:07","date_gmt":"2014-07-15T18:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=3006"},"modified":"2014-07-15T11:45:07","modified_gmt":"2014-07-15T18:45:07","slug":"wh-presssecs-secret-coded-message","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2014\/wh-presssecs-secret-coded-message\/","title":{"rendered":"WH PressSec’s Secret Coded Message?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"The<\/p>\n

I was speed-scanning headlines over at The Drudge Report, hardly paying attention.<\/p>\n

Suddenly my brain caught up to my eyeballs and they skidded to a halt.<\/p>\n

Did I just read that?<\/p>\n

I backed up…and sure enough: <\/p>\n

White House Boasts
\n‘Tranquility of Global Community’…<\/div>\n

Naturally, I clicked the link<\/a> and found this:<\/p>\n

“I think that there have been a number of situations in which you’ve seen this administration intervene in a meaningful way, that has substantially furthered American interests and substantially improved the, uh, you know, the \u2013 the tranquility of the global community,” Earnest replied.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Well, whadaya know. \ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n

Another Nicolai<\/a> connection? \ud83d\ude44<\/p>\n

Relax, OK? I don’t believe it. \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n

Don’t get it? You must not be familiar with the Left Behind<\/a> series. And its GC<\/a>.<\/p>\n

The End.<\/p>\n

(Now that I’ve given your chain a good yank, I better get back to work.)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If you think so, you’ve been reading too much of the wrong stuff…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16,395,20],"tags":[992,920,1047,791],"class_list":["post-3006","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-days-of-noah","category-dumb-and-such","category-youve-been-warned","tag-books","tag-end-times","tag-prophecy","tag-united-nations"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-Mu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3006","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3006"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3006\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}