{"id":3589,"date":"2016-12-27T21:56:54","date_gmt":"2016-12-28T05:56:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=3589"},"modified":"2016-12-27T21:56:54","modified_gmt":"2016-12-28T05:56:54","slug":"either-the-rapture-comes-or-dora-dies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2016\/either-the-rapture-comes-or-dora-dies\/","title":{"rendered":"“Either the Rapture Comes or Dora Dies!”"},"content":{"rendered":"

\ud83d\ude2f<\/p>\n

Relax. It’s just a game. And after almost three hours, it seems to be entering the final stages (judging by the comment I just heard and used for this post’s title). <\/p>\n

\"Eight<\/a><\/p>\n

In the 1993-1994 school year, my high school Bible class and I had a lot of fun inventing a board game. We called it “Treasures in Heaven.”<\/p>\n

I can’t seem to take good photos these days, so the one above will just have to do. I’d be tickled to show you the game board better, but since I still need to secure the copyright for it…<\/p>\n

Maybe it’s time to launch a GoFundMe campaign to finish development and production of this game. These young folks have certainly had a rollicking good time playing it this evening. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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