{"id":3995,"date":"2020-05-06T10:41:48","date_gmt":"2020-05-06T17:41:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=3995"},"modified":"2020-05-08T11:36:38","modified_gmt":"2020-05-08T18:36:38","slug":"greetings-from-coronavirus-a-la-oregon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2020\/greetings-from-coronavirus-a-la-oregon\/","title":{"rendered":"Greetings from Coronavirus a la Oregon"},"content":{"rendered":"

We, being freshly reminted Woodburners of a sound mind, hail you from almost-coronvirus-central here in Oregon.<\/p>\n

“Almost” only because Gervais just south of us ranks as #1 for covid-19 infections in Oregon. We have to settle for #2. It’s OK. We can deal with not being top dog.<\/p>\n

\"Oregon <\/p>\n

I look at this map and think, “Keep Oregon green!”<\/span> White or gray would be better, of course, but then I might be accused of xenophobia or elderphobia. Can’t have that, no we can’t. I suppose, though, that uttering that old state slogan, while sounding all nice and environmentally friendly, could be construed as anti-immigrant. And considering the predominant ethnicity in this part of the world…<\/p>\n

I guess our almost-epicentral status guarantees we’ll be under restrictions longer than most other places in Oregon. Weep not for us. (But thanks anyway.)<\/p>\n

Oh, and would-be tourists and travelers? Stay away. Just mail us your checks. Thanks.<\/p>\n

(Source: OregonLive<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Woodburn ranks #2 for covid-19 infection rate in Oregon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14,463,1065],"tags":[1079,1081,1077,24],"class_list":["post-3995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health","category-thisandthat","category-travel","tag-coronavirus","tag-covid-19","tag-health","tag-oregon"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-12r","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3995\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}