{"id":472,"date":"2007-10-13T07:58:33","date_gmt":"2007-10-13T14:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=472"},"modified":"2007-10-13T08:03:16","modified_gmt":"2007-10-13T15:03:16","slug":"attention-bimart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2007\/attention-bimart\/","title":{"rendered":"Attention, BiMart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw these two signs in the Woodburn BiMart (the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.woodburns-own.com\/gateway\/city.html\">Oregon Woodburn<\/a>, that is).<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/mvp\/wp-content\/br-sign.jpg\" alt=\"Sign in Men's Restroom in BiMart in Woodburn, Oregon\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>That sign in the men&#8217;s restroom has good advice about paper towels and doors. <b>Very good<\/b> advice, in fact. <b>Essential<\/b>, I would say.<\/p>\n<p>Alas, that bathroom no longer offers paper towels.<\/p>\n<p>But the sign is still there. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>Since the sign says they care and to let them know if anything needs attention, I&#8217;m letting them know.<\/p>\n<p>And while I&#8217;m at it, I&#8217;ll let them know about this:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/mvp\/wp-content\/sandels.jpg\" alt=\"Another sign in Woodburn's BiMart\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure the next time they made a sign like that they used <i>sandals<\/i>, not <a href=\"http:\/\/dictionary.reference.com\/search?q=sandle\"><i>sandles<\/i><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, a post script to BiMart in Woodburn: Please send a rescue expedition to the men&#8217;s restroom. The rescue team should take lots of towels with them. So the guys trapped in there can open the door to get out. Thank you.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw these two signs in the Woodburn BiMart (the Oregon Woodburn, that is). That sign in the men&#8217;s restroom has good advice about paper towels and doors. Very good advice, in fact. Essential, I would say. Alas, that bathroom no longer offers paper towels. But the sign is still there. \ud83d\ude00 Since the sign &#8230; <a title=\"Attention, BiMart\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2007\/attention-bimart\/\" aria-label=\"More on Attention, BiMart\">Read more<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-photos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-7C","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}