{"id":488,"date":"2007-11-06T14:45:03","date_gmt":"2007-11-06T22:45:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=488"},"modified":"2007-11-06T14:49:34","modified_gmt":"2007-11-06T22:49:34","slug":"ever-been-thankful","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2007\/ever-been-thankful\/","title":{"rendered":"Ever Been Thankful?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That cows don&#8217;t fly?<\/p>\n<p>Well, <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.oregonlive.com\/breakingnews\/2007\/11\/cow_falls_from_sky_barely_miss.html\">AP is reporting:<\/a><\/p>\n<table width=75% align=center bgcolor=pink border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5>\n<tr>\n<td>The 600-pound cow fell about 200 feet . . . .<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>I think that&#8217;s better than the Wright brothers did on their first try.<\/p>\n<p>Alas, the folks in Washington State may well wish the bovine had been able to fly even better.<\/p>\n<p><i>Disclaimer: I know it&#8217;s no laughing matter.<\/i><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That cows don&#8217;t fly? Well, AP is reporting: The 600-pound cow fell about 200 feet . . . . I think that&#8217;s better than the Wright brothers did on their first try. Alas, the folks in Washington State may well wish the bovine had been able to fly even better. Disclaimer: I know it&#8217;s no &#8230; <a title=\"Ever Been Thankful?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2007\/ever-been-thankful\/\" aria-label=\"More on Ever Been Thankful?\">Read more<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[463],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thisandthat"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-7S","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}