{"id":596,"date":"2008-05-12T08:59:04","date_gmt":"2008-05-12T15:59:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=596"},"modified":"2008-05-12T09:59:52","modified_gmt":"2008-05-12T16:59:52","slug":"well-i-up-and-did-it-i-locked-myself-out-of-the-housewith-nobody-available-t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2008\/well-i-up-and-did-it-i-locked-myself-out-of-the-housewith-nobody-available-t\/","title":{"rendered":"Locked Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well  I up and did it! I locked myself out of the house&#8230;with nobody available to let me in. Oh well.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/mvp\/wp-content\/lockedout.jpg\" alt=\"Me and the locked knob\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><i>This message was initially posted using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Update:<\/b> I got in around 9:26. (This morning yet.)<\/p>\n<p>What are the <i>Lessons for Living<\/i> in this incident?<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well I up and did it! I locked myself out of the house&#8230;with nobody available to let me in. Oh well. This message was initially posted using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless. Update: I got in around 9:26. (This morning yet.) What are the Lessons for Living in this incident?<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lessons-for-living","category-my-photos"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-9C","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=596"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/596\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}