{"id":599,"date":"2008-05-16T07:00:04","date_gmt":"2008-05-16T14:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=599"},"modified":"2008-05-16T07:01:18","modified_gmt":"2008-05-16T14:01:18","slug":"to-me-from-citi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2008\/to-me-from-citi\/","title":{"rendered":"To Me. From Citi."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my email this morning was a note from the CEO at Citi (or someone taking on such an identity).<\/p>\n<table width=75% align=center bgcolor=pink border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5>\n<tr>\n<td>I want you to be among the first to know about the bold steps we are taking at Citi&#8230;.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Wow! Am I being honored or something?!<\/p>\n<table width=75% align=center bgcolor=pink border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5>\n<tr>\n<td>My commitment &#8211; and the commitment of everyone at Citi- is to work tirelessly around the world and around the clock to deliver outstanding value and service as we continue to earn your trust and that of every customer we serve.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>You want to earn (back) my trust?<\/p>\n<p>Good! I&#8217;ll make it easy for you by spelling out two steps you can take:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> Reverse the last interest rate spike you imposed on me.\n<\/li>\n<li> Restore the money you&#8217;ve charged me extra as a result of that spike.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Then you would be following the Discover Card model.<\/p>\n<p>Except they did it on their own.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t have to ask for it.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine that!<\/p>\n<table width=75% align=center bgcolor=pink border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5>\n<tr>\n<td>&#8230;Striving to successfully meet the needs of clients like you in more than 100 countries. As always, we look forward to continuing to serve you&#8230;.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>Good deal.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve told you two of my easy-for-you-to-meet needs.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see how well you do.<\/p>\n<p> \ud83d\ude44<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my email this morning was a note from the CEO at Citi (or someone taking on such an identity). I want you to be among the first to know about the bold steps we are taking at Citi&#8230;. Wow! Am I being honored or something?! My commitment &#8211; and the commitment of everyone at &#8230; <a title=\"To Me. From Citi.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2008\/to-me-from-citi\/\" aria-label=\"More on To Me. From Citi.\">Read more<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-from-the-mailbag","category-suspension-of-disbelief"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-9F","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=599"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/599\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}