{"id":656,"date":"2008-07-05T12:08:48","date_gmt":"2008-07-05T19:08:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=656"},"modified":"2008-09-28T07:41:02","modified_gmt":"2008-09-28T14:41:02","slug":"got-koolaid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2008\/got-koolaid\/","title":{"rendered":"Got KoolAid?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.oregonlive.com\/breakingnews\/2008\/07\/bend_man_takes_off_on_lawn_cha.html\">This guy spilled some<\/a> but he&#8217;s still got plenty:<\/p>\n<table width=75% align=center bgcolor=pink border=1 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=5>\n<tr>\n<td>Couch had to spill some of the 45 gallons of cherry Kool-Aid he carried as ballast in three drums, but then he quickly disappeared into the distance.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>As ballast?<\/p>\n<p>Yup.<\/p>\n<p>You mean it&#8217;s not to drink?<\/p>\n<p>Nope.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s ballast for this:<\/p>\n<p><center><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/snsimages.tribune.com\/media\/photo\/2008-07\/40665213.JPG\" width=\"400\" height=\"245\" alt=\"Kent Couch ballooning\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chicagotribune.com\/news\/nationworld\/chi-080705-lawn-chair-balloonist-pg,0,3417425.photogallery?index=1\">More Photos<\/a><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This guy spilled some but he&#8217;s still got plenty: Couch had to spill some of the 45 gallons of cherry Kool-Aid he carried as ballast in three drums, but then he quickly disappeared into the distance. As ballast? Yup. You mean it&#8217;s not to drink? Nope. It&#8217;s ballast for this: More Photos<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[463],"tags":[24],"class_list":["post-656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thisandthat","tag-oregon"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-aA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}