{"id":668,"date":"2008-07-11T06:44:14","date_gmt":"2008-07-11T13:44:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=668"},"modified":"2008-07-11T06:45:59","modified_gmt":"2008-07-11T13:45:59","slug":"i-almost-bid-250","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2008\/i-almost-bid-250\/","title":{"rendered":"I Almost Bid $2.50"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Then I realized my true bid would be $3002.50!<\/p>\n<p>No way!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/Pastor-And-Family-For-Sale_W0QQitemZ280243918573QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item280243918573&#038;_trksid=p3286.m14.l1318\">Pastor and His Family for Sale<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not even going to Google it, but I wonder how many male bloggers are having a hey day with the idea of buying the family and keeping the wife and\/or daughter.<\/p>\n<p>And, vile being what vile is, how many other male bloggers are fantasizing about keeping the boy.<\/p>\n<p>Not a wise move on Chad&#8217;s part.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, he&#8217;s an unconventional pastor, but still . . . .<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Then I realized my true bid would be $3002.50! No way! Pastor and His Family for Sale I&#8217;m not even going to Google it, but I wonder how many male bloggers are having a hey day with the idea of buying the family and keeping the wife and\/or daughter. And, vile being what vile is, &#8230; <a title=\"I Almost Bid $2.50\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2008\/i-almost-bid-250\/\" aria-label=\"More on I Almost Bid $2.50\">Read more<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16,12,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-days-of-noah","category-lessons-for-living","category-religion"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-aM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=668"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/668\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}