{"id":82,"date":"2006-01-11T07:07:35","date_gmt":"2006-01-11T15:07:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaf.net\/mvp\/?p=82"},"modified":"2006-01-11T07:12:03","modified_gmt":"2006-01-11T15:12:03","slug":"me-paranoid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/2006\/me-paranoid\/","title":{"rendered":"Me?! Paranoid?"},"content":{"rendered":"

So he’s out and about, eh? And furtively, huh?<\/p>\n

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OK. So everybody is entitled to his privacy. But when the news proclaims “Where is N.Korea’s Kim? Officials hunt for clues,”<\/a> well…<\/p>\n

North Korea’s Kim Jong-il entered China for a rare overseas trip, but a day after the media reports first emerged mystery remained over the secretive communist leader’s agenda and even his mode of transport.<\/p>\n

Russian and Chinese Foreign Ministry officials declined to comment on his whereabouts, and South Korean officials said they were struggling to confirm various reports.<\/p>\n

It was not clear what had prompted Kim to travel now.<\/dd>\n<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n<\/dd>\n<\/dt>\n<\/dl>\n

Maybe Kim is planning to unleash a nuke or two and would rather not be home to experience the counter-strike.<\/p>\n

Or maybe he is headed for Iran to coordinate the matter with what’s left of the Axis of Evil threesome.<\/p>\n

Whatever.<\/p>\n

But if you hear that Iran’s top guy is away from home at this time as well . . . .<\/p>\n

“Wait!” he exclaims. “Wrong blog!”<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So he’s out and about, eh? And furtively, huh? OK. So everybody is entitled to his privacy. But when the news proclaims “Where is N.Korea’s Kim? Officials hunt for clues,” well… North Korea’s Kim Jong-il entered China for a rare overseas trip, but a day after the media reports first emerged mystery remained over the … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[463],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thisandthat"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/prJUJ-1k","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eaf.net\/mvp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}