I looked at my pre-breakfast slice of toast and considered.
After praying, I spread creamed eggs on the now-breakfast toast and commenced to crunch a bunch. As I munched, I ruminated.
Then spoke truth to toast:
- For every buttered toast side, there’s an unbuttered side.
- Butter is a zero-sum game.
- Butter — the gold lining behind every dry toast side.
How’s that for truth to toast?!
Here are some additional thoughts:
- To leave both sides unbuttered isn’t good. And to butter both sides isn’t natural.
- Some sides are have-butters; others, have-not-butters.
- Life isn’t fair; neither is butter.
What, then, shall the unbuttered side-o-toast do?
Throw in with the Tea Party!
File a civil rights suit!
Hope for trickle-down butternomics to kick in!
This particular toast didn’t.
It joined the system.
Yet leaves a legacy of practical life lessons for our instruction.
Are you toast?