Handwashing in Public Restrooms

“On penalty of being fired, wash your hands!”

Who needs to be told that?

Then I wondered why the sign doesn’t just say “will be immediately dismissed”:

Wash or be fired!
And who monitors this…and how?

Before I got too far along figuring out that sign, I noticed a much smaller one on the mirror over the sink:

Detailed instructions for employee handwashing
“See big red sign — we’re serious!”

Fine. They’re serious about employees having clean hands. (What about management?)

Didn’t they forget the hot water rinse cycle? I mean, please.

Tell me now, do you really believe their employees incorporate even a TSVWS* in their handwashing?

As I pondered these and other weighty questions, I got back to the monitoring and enforcement matter. By now I had my back to the little blue sticker and the big red sign was off to starboard, so to speak:

So where is the hidden camera to enforce these handwashing rules?
Camera-enforced handwashing — but where are they?!

Exactly. Is the spy cam in the sprinkler or the emergency light or the odorizing contraption? Or where? 🙄

Oh well. Forget it. Until the next time you’re in a public restroom. 😯

(I suppose I’m one of the few that wonders about stuff like this.)

Oh, and no, I didn’t know what to title this piece of citizen photojournalism. These alternate titles…ah…washed out:

  • Handwashing Cops
  • Spies in Public Bathrooms
  • Cameras Eyeballing Employees
  • Privacy in Public Restrooms

Winco. Happy Valley. On 82nd. Just off 205. Yesterday morning. Just before ten.

Yes. You wondered. 😆

PS to Winco: I like your store. And thanks for insisting on employee cleanliness.

PS to you: Maybe you should also read Attention, BiMart.

* Twenty-Second Vigorous Wash Step

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