He Shot Himself Down

Ballooning

Oregon man flies 193 miles on a lawn chair and 105 balloons

Last weekend, Kent Couch settled down in his lawn chair with some snacks — and a parachute. Attached to his lawn chair were 105 large helium balloons.

Destination: Idaho.

With instruments to measure his altitude and speed, a global positioning system device in his pocket, and about four plastic bags holding five gallons of water each to act as ballast — he could turn a spigot, release water and rise — Couch headed into the Oregon sky.

Nearly nine hours later, the 47-year-old gas station owner came back to earth in a farmer’s field near Union, short of Idaho but about 193 miles from home.

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Couch decided to stop when he was down to a gallon of water and just eight pounds of ballast. Concerned about the rugged terrain outside La Grande, including Hells Canyon, he decided it was time to land.

He popped enough balloons to set the craft down, although he suffered rope burns. But after he jumped out, the wind grabbed his chair, with his video recorder, and the remaining balloons and swept them away. He’s hoping to get them back some day.

A Promised New Law?

H. R. 2232 (Introduced-in-House)

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,

In order to dispel any public confusion, Congress hereby repudiates any assertion that Federal employees are not protected from discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation.

If you want to learn more of how “sexual orientation” is defined, read here:

Government Failure

The US government will criticize the Iraqi government:

It concludes among other things that the Iraqis have failed to pass long-promised laws that the administration has called key to national cohesion and economic recovery, such as legislation that would fairly divide Iraq’s oil resources.

Somebody needs to list “long-promised laws” that the Americans “have failed to pass.”

Will the US government demand that the Iraqis be more iron-fisted and less democratic than the Americans?

If the US President promises a law, is it his task alone to make it happen? Not in our system of government.

If someone in the US Congress promises a law, is it his task alone to make it happen? Not in our system of government.

But the US government expects something different from the Iraqis, eh?

shrug

Politicians.

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34

Once upon a time, way back in my late teens, I thought I wouldn’t reach the age of 35.

I did. Almost 13 years ago.

Today some men are remembered who reached 34 and no more.

Jim Walker, who had a wife and two children.

Gregory Young, who had a wife and four children.

Scott Showalter, who had a wife and four children. Killed along with him in a farming tragedy were his wife and two oldest children as well as one employee.

So, why did I get past 34?

God alone knows.

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Above all, love God!

since November 9, 2005